Two Tough Questions

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who

were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had

syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts.

Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A:

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's

had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B:

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in

college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

Candidate C:

He is a decorated war hero.  He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an

occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?  Decide first, no peeking.

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt

Candidate B is Winston Churchill

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

And by the way:

Answer to the abortion question if you said yes, you just killed

Beethoven.  Pretty interesting isn't it.

Remember, amateurs built the ark...  Professionals built the Titanic.